Holy fuck it’s Long Jon Don!
(Beware for now begins his song)
Long Jon Don once ate a bear
Put grizzly teeth on nether hair
The LJD once murdered me
Then brought me back with a cup of tea
This titan Jon can’t see the sky
The heavens reside below his eyes
The Don of Jon knows all the ‘gangz’
Yakuza, Triads, & Italians
Fuck me daft, He’s now a God!
Nay! He’s the one they look to up!
Jon almighty, Jon above,
Existence in your left finger glove
I beseech you, a mortal like I
Before your whims disrupt blue sky
Can I please you mighty beast
Cadge a cig before the feast?