Long Jon Don

Holy fuck it’s Long Jon Don!
(Beware for now begins his song)

Long Jon Don once ate a bear
Put grizzly teeth on nether hair

The LJD once murdered me
Then brought me back with a cup of tea

This titan Jon can’t see the sky
The heavens reside below his eyes

The Don of Jon knows all the ‘gangz’
Yakuza, Triads, & Italians

Fuck me daft, He’s now a God!
Nay! He’s the one they look to up!

Jon almighty, Jon above,
Existence in your left finger glove

I beseech you, a mortal like I
Before your whims disrupt blue sky

Can I please you mighty beast
Cadge a cig before the feast?


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